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CrackALack_420
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 Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: Re: :-D |
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| misschatterbox wrote: | | CrackALack_420 wrote: | Giraffe walks into a bar..
bartender says "why the long face?" |
I've heard this one but with a HORSE instead of the giraffe! |
dunno what i was thinking lol it was ment to be horse but i guess giraffe works too. |
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Wonderful Goose
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Joined: 26 Jul 2006
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Location: you'll have to guess!
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I heard the most fantastic joke this morning!
A teacher asked a young boy "what are the first four letters of the alphabet?"
The boy went home and asked his older sister who was doing her algebra homework "what's the first letter of the alphabet?" and the sister replied "shut up!!!"
The boy then asked his older brother who was listening to a Michael Jackson record"what's the second letter of the alphabet?" and the brother replied "Michael Jackson!Michael Jackson!"
He then went and asked his dad who's football team on the telly had just scored"what's the third letter of the alphabet?" and his dad replied "YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"
He then asked his younger brother who was playing cars "what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?" and his brother replied "in my little brum brum car!"
So the boy went to school the next day and his teacher asked him "what are the first four letters of the alphabet,then?" and the boy said "shut up!"
The teacher asked "who do you think you are?!?" and the boy said"Michael Jackson!Michael Jackson!"
The teacher said"do you want to see the head?" and the boy said "YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!"
The teacher said "how do you think you're getting out of this one?" and the
boy said "in my little brum brum car!" |
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ImmortalMadness
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Joined: 07 Aug 2006
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Location: California, US
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| Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| OH man, that i haven't heard that in a while. Used to say that in like 3rd grade...8 years ago i believe. Just I version was a little naughtier |
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Sugar Plum
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Joined: 26 Jul 2006
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Location: Dunedin, New Zealand
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| Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Oh Imm do tell us the naughtier version  |
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Vivianxoxo
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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Location: New England baby! Medford Massachusetts
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| Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| lol these r all good |
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Holly
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| Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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Q:What is so fragile that if you even say it's name you brake it?
A:Silence |
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Attention seeker
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Location: Seekerland
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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LOL, I agree with Viv, these jokes are gooooooood  |
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