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Freaky Friday
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 Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:28 pm Post subject: Barbie joke |
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One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks: "You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
"Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
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anna610
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| Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Puppypuppynou
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Another good joke!
What if this joke were to be all the opposite in real life?I just hate these divorced women who simply by signing few papers and going to court dispossess their husband of all his wealth.The man works hard and with this hard-earned money buys a house,then gets married to a woman who'll snatch all of it because she can't get along with him anymore.Some women do it purposely maybe to become rich,get married to a rich man,have one child then divorce..it would be more mean if the husband asks for divorce knowing that the wife is having an affair with another man...it's common in indian movies!These women should be kicked out on the streets!Sometimes,the law is so unfair-if i got it right?
Hahaa i turned a joke into a serious matter...are these symptoms of old age  hahaha |
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GO GO
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| Quote: | | I just hate these divorced women who simply by signing few papers and going to court dispossess their husband of all his wealth.The man works hard and with this hard-earned money buys a house,then gets married to a woman who'll snatch all of it because she can't get along with him anymore |
i cant believe someone from opposite sex just said that  |
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Attention seeker
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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lol... this joke was cool....but i mean, i agree with puppynou but..... getting all the man's stuff is cool..........! i know.... that sounds a bit mean or something.... but.... its true.....gimme!!!!    |
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Attention seeker
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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| PS: I would buy the Beach Barbie..... Those beach dolls (ranging from barbie to bratz doll) are always the nicest....don't ask me why, because they just are... |
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Roman Centurion
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:53 pm Post subject: Beach dolls? |
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| It's the bikinis. |
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Attention seeker
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| Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| no, not exactly!!!! |
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