For JB and Oles - A poem - Pigs might fall.

There was a USA lady - a joker,
who poked P'Oles' awake with a poker,
One night it went wrong,
As he sounded a GONGGGGG
it shocked a young piglet called Choker.

Choker leapt in the air in fright,
tripped over the poker - no light,
fell onto her bed..... landed onto her head,
JB is now consoling a porker!

(Picture now needed from our resident Roman Reporter)

he he!