Fluff and Ginger's Blog

HELLO! I'M FLUFF AND I WILL BE WRITING IN THIS LOUD BOLD FONT

Hello, I'm Ginger and I will be writing in this quiter, relaxed and somewhat sleepy font.

WE HAVE DECIDED THAT WE AREN'T TOO OLD FOR THIS NEW-FANGLED TECHNOLOGY SO WE'RE GOING TO KEEP A BLOG ON OUR HUMAN'S WEB WHEN SHE SHE ISN'T LOOKING!! AND IF WE ARE LUCKY WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUHAHAHAHA

ahem. MY human's web. Anyway stupid, this doesn't make any sense so far. let me explain reader: we are the two cats owned by Smiling Pony. We are 10 years old - but still in our prime and have decided to reach out to the modern world. So....

BORING!!

that was very rude...

I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU! HAHA! OOOO GUESS WHAT SMELLY,

wh..

SHUT UP. YOU CONSISTANTLY HOG THE CONVERSATION - LET ME TALK FOR A WHILE. APPARENTLY TAME SWALLOW IS THAT NICE HUMAN WHO COMES TO CUDDLE ME. AND GIVE ME TREATS. SHE LIKES ME BETTER THAN YOU. HAHA!!
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT MY HOBBIES ARE: ILIKE EATING, SLEEPING, FISHING AND ANNOYING GINGER (AND MY HUMANS)

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz OW. oh, you've finished your bit. I like sleeping, eating and catching birds. But sleeping is by far my favorite hobby, did you know i am the world champion cat sleeper? Of course it's hard - all the practicing...

MY TURN. I'VE HAD A VERY BAD DAY TODAY- IT WAS RAINING SO I WAS SO WET (I SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAWN). THEN BREAKFAST WAS LATE, AND I WASN'T GIVEN ANY ELEVENSIES, PRE-LUNCH SNACK, LUNCH, AFT-LUNCH SNACK, MID-AFTERNOON TEA AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY DINNER. HUH. YOU JUST CAN'T GET THE HUMANS NOWADAYS.

zzzzzzz. OW!! we've got to go for now, but keep an eye out for updates. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!