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2 Nov 06 in Games

Ok this is another oldy:

Imagine you're a lift man.
The lift descends to the ground floor and one man gets in.
The lift ascends to the second floor and two men get out.
The lift then goes to the tenth floor and two men get out and three women get in.
The lift goes to the eleventh floor and a man gets out.
The lift then returns to the ground floor and three women get out.
What's the lift mans name?

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  1. rhain
    2 Nov 06
    RHAIN!
  2. thirty-seven
    2 Nov 06
    Wrong! Coincidentally, his name is identical to my own name.
  3. Roman Centurion
    2 Nov 06
    What's a lift?
  4. Freaky Friday
    2 Nov 06
    Commonwealth version of an elevator.
  5. BigTel
    3 Nov 06
    Sheesh...this Trans-Atlantic language problem is harder than I thought...I've even started missing the 'u' out of colour...lol.
  6. Tame Swallow
    3 Nov 06
    Big Tel, rhain, 37, Roman, Freaky and Tame so far!
  7. Brrr-FrostNZ
    3 Nov 06
    Brrr_FrostNZ. I is imagin'ng....:)
  8. GO GO
    3 Nov 06
    Was he alone with 3 women from 11 to ground ? WOoo was he wearing AXE perfume
  9. Brrr-FrostNZ
    3 Nov 06
    Naa...probably Jazz... Phhttt...
  10. Sugar Plum
    3 Nov 06
    mmmmm....Jazz aftershave......who cares what his name is!
  11. Roman Centurion
    3 Nov 06
    (I secretly knew what a lift was, but I was teasing)
    It's funny to hear about the lorries (trucks), lifts (elevators), pins (legs), boots (trunks), and bobbies (police).

    One idea occurs to me: You know how they have firemen calendars with firemen in racy outfits.
    If they had a calendar with policemen from England, showing off their muscles, would it be called "Bobby Pins"?
  12. BigTel
    4 Nov 06
    what's a bobby pin?.....ok so I'm just trying to get you back...lol
  13. GO GO
    4 Nov 06
    BUt i dont wear jazz :( lol
  14. tile harder
    5 Nov 06
    Kay (tile) has willy now ooohhh dear I don't want to be a lift man.
    Oh and spell coloUr or we willl have to say our herbs all weird like basil said Bayzil is a Errb
  15. cool penguin
    1 Dec 06
    erm... I not even trying. LEt me pretend to try. look I'm really trying hard. *scratching head* er.. really I am tring but I can't seem to get the answer.
  16. cool penguin
    27 Nov 07
    Hold on one pickling minute I never wrote that!!!!