Category: Pets and Animals

HAD A VERY BAD DAY TODAY. GOT WOKEN UP EARLY BY A STUPID BIRD TALKING. THEN WASN'T LET INSIDE FOR AGES, SO WAS VERY HUNGRY. THEN THESE STRANGE MEN CAME IN A VAN WITH LADDERS AND STARTED SPLASHING WATER AROUND THE HOLES IN THE HOUSE THAT ARE FILLED WITH HARD AIR. THIS WAS HIGHLY DISRUPTIVE AND CONFUSING.
SO I WAS IN A BAD MOOD AND IT WAS ALL GINGER'S FAULT, SO I'VE TORMENTED HIM ALL DAY WHICH USUALLY MAKES ME FEEL BETTER BUT AS I'M HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY, IT DIDN'T. SO I SWORE AT ALL THE HUMANS TOO. THEN I WAS PUSHED OUTSIDE. HUH. SO I WENT TO EAT WORMS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN.

when Fluff has a bad day, everyone suffers. i couldn't sleep for the whole morning because he was shouting in my ears. finally he went out and i was so tired that i slept deeply all afternoon.
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HAVE JUST COME BACK IN BECAUSE I'M HUNGRY AND I WANT TO BE FED NOW. BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING TO ME. GRRRRR AM VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH THE SERVICE IN THIS HOME. HAVE GOT TO GO AND CATCH A FISH.....

HELLO HUMAN! I HAVE HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY SO FAR - HAVE CAUGHT 3 FISH. SCARED THE DUCKS AND WOKEN GINGER UP 8 TIMES! I HAVE ALSO ANNOYED THE HUMANS A LOT. GINGER HAD A FUNNY TURN AGAIN THIS MORNING - AND THEY SAY I'M MENTALLY CHALLENGED. HE JUST GOES ALL CRAZY AND RUNS AROUND THE HOUSE LIKE HE'S POSSESSED.

hello, i'm not possessed - i just like to get rid of excess energy before i can have a hard day's sleep. anyway, sleeping pony lets me sleep and have cuddles on her bed when i go upstairs. so there. and will you please stop waking me up?

HAHAHA NO!!!! ANYWAY I DON'T WAKE YOU UP, THE LITTLE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO JUMP ON TO THE SAME CHAIR THAT YOU JUST HAPPEN TO BE ON. SO ITS NOT MY FAULT.

if the 'little voices' told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

YES. YOU MUST OBEY THE LITTLE VOICES.

please little voices, tell him to jump off a cliff...

OH VERY FUNNY. I'M JUST GOING TO WAKE YOU UP MORE NOW, AND MEOW LOUDLY WHEN YOU ARE STALKING BIRDS SO THEY FLY AWAY. HAHAHA.
I EXPECT YOU WANT TO HEAR MY PLANS... I'M GOING TO SINGLE-PAWEDLY GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND ALL HUMANS WILL ADORE ME AND FEED ME AND GIVE ME CUDDLES.

did the little voices tell you to do this?

SO WHAT IF THEY DID. YOU WILL HAVE TO WORSHIP ME OR YOU WILL DIE BROTHER! HAHA

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HELLO! I'M FLUFF AND I WILL BE WRITING IN THIS LOUD BOLD FONT

Hello, I'm Ginger and I will be writing in this quiter, relaxed and somewhat sleepy font.

WE HAVE DECIDED THAT WE AREN'T TOO OLD FOR THIS NEW-FANGLED TECHNOLOGY SO WE'RE GOING TO KEEP A BLOG ON OUR HUMAN'S WEB WHEN SHE SHE ISN'T LOOKING!! AND IF WE ARE LUCKY WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD MUHAHAHAHA

ahem. MY human's web. Anyway stupid, this doesn't make any sense so far. let me explain reader: we are the two cats owned by Smiling Pony. We are 10 years old - but still in our prime and have decided to reach out to the modern world. So....

BORING!!

that was very rude...

I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU! HAHA! OOOO GUESS WHAT SMELLY,

wh..

SHUT UP. YOU CONSISTANTLY HOG THE CONVERSATION - LET ME TALK FOR A WHILE. APPARENTLY TAME SWALLOW IS THAT NICE HUMAN WHO COMES TO CUDDLE ME. AND GIVE ME TREATS. SHE LIKES ME BETTER THAN YOU. HAHA!!
I'M GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT MY HOBBIES ARE: ILIKE EATING, SLEEPING, FISHING AND ANNOYING GINGER (AND MY HUMANS)

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MY TURN. I'VE HAD A VERY BAD DAY TODAY- IT WAS RAINING SO I WAS SO WET (I SLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAWN). THEN BREAKFAST WAS LATE, AND I WASN'T GIVEN ANY ELEVENSIES, PRE-LUNCH SNACK, LUNCH, AFT-LUNCH SNACK, MID-AFTERNOON TEA AND I STILL HAVEN'T HAD MY DINNER. HUH. YOU JUST CAN'T GET THE HUMANS NOWADAYS.

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